oh people, this is so near and dear to my heart. and look at all these others! if i were to indulge in a little crass materialism, i would say that a cheeseburger cake and a CHEESEBURGER BED would make my life complete. what a wonderful place america is that we are so devoted to one of our national dishes!
can't you just imagine yourself as a slice of bacon between those sesame buns? all the mayhem caused by the cats on top of the bed at night would go unnoticed, and i would never be cold again, and making the bed would always be a source of humor!
